Bad dog, bad!

So true in so many ways
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Oh boy, I did something bad. I bit (it was a nibble really) my homie's brother the other day. But you know what I always say...

Hooray for summer!

Grassy tongue dog
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Hello, friends! Here's a picture of me in case you're having Tosca withdrawal. I've got more pictures which I'll post soon!

Guess what I saw on my walk this morning... A coyote! Scary dude...

Snuffleupagus?

Snuffleupagus?
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Humans are insane. Why do they do stuff like this?

On a related note, doesn't this look like Snuffleupagus the morning after a sweet night out on the Jersey Shore?

The Tosca Update, part 1!

Oh, hello.
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Oh my goodness, what a month! I have finished my teaching assistant duties (licking the homie's feet while she grades; making her take me on walks instead of grading; etc.) for the semester, and I've spent the last week hanging out with my cousin the homie-pup.

Another fun thing that happened is that the homes' family had a coming-home party for her brother (he just got out of active duty for the army)/first birthday party for the homie-pup. Even with 40-50 new people to meet, I pretty much slept a good bit of the time. Do you know why? Hmm?

BECAUSE MY SICK SADISTIC OWNER WALKED/JOGGED ME FOR 4 MILES THE MORNING OF THE PARTY. I'm surprised I didn't just spontaneously combust, but at least I got extra praise and some treatage (roast pig and rice!) by the homie for just calmly lying down and watching the party.

So it's official: the homie and I are moving at the end of the month! I hope this whole moving thing doesn't interrupt my beauty sleep too much, and naturally I won't be doing any heavy lifting. Even though I'll be sad to leave my friends and fans here in Indiana, I'm excited since we'll be moving in with the grandhomies for a bit, which means that I'll have a new fan club AND we'll be 2 minutes from a dogpark! (Though I think my homie is more excited by the fact that we're 2 minutes from the free double-lined mutt mitts at the dogpark...)

We might end up in the big city or stay in the suburbs—but between you and me, I think I'm more of a suburban or country dog.

I smell change in the air! Or is it chicken wings? Either way, it's buttery.

Homie death watch

My homie apparently caught the flu from the human baby-monster and is now at death's door! I thought I'd welcome the day, but it turns out it's a bit of a drag considering that she's my walk- and food-ticket. Hmph. Anyways, at least the homes has taken this sick day to retrieve some pictures from last week for your viewing pleasure.

I got to visit my homie's best friend and her best canine friend, Giada, in Chicago! Sadly Giada is a bit suspicious of me and tried to take my head off a few times. But I still like her and hope that one day our play dates won't look like an episode of Jerry Springer.

This is about as close as we can get without hostilities. :(
Chicago, you are my oyster! Speaking of which, there's a good chance the homie and I will be moving to the city or at least nearby. What a crazy time I've had with this crazy homunculus!

My new friend!

Baby-monsters
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Meet my cousin! Isn't he cute? And we're about the same height!

Catching up

Happy Easter, doggies!

I have so much catching up to do. First of all, my birthday was a few weeks ago (March 20), and my homes was kind enough to buy me TREATS (for once!) to make up for the fact that she was at a conference and had to board me during my birthday.

I've also gotten a trim of my head. Here's the gloriously furry before picture:

And the gloriously furry but less so after picture:

And finally, it is in fact blogworthy news to tell you that I have found a new favorite nap spot under the homie's side table.